Jenni Town

An excerpt from my conversation with Bryan last night:

Me: "If I was the mayor of a town I would pass an ordinance that outlaws all Christmas decor before Thanksgiving. Holiday lights are fine. Christmas trees are not. Light-up reindeer are not. Santas are not. Elves are not! I would hire a small team to cruise the town the weeks before Thanksgiving. They'd wear Scrooge outfits and hand out tickets to everyone who decorated for Christmas before Thanksgiving."

I have a thing about fairness. And I don't think it's fair to get a jump on Christmas, just to screw over Thanksgiving. Give Thanksgiving its own month, you can take Christmas into January if you need to, but don't start it before turkey day. Have respect!

We didn't get to talk about what Bryan would do if he was mayor of his own town. But I suspect he would booby-trap intersections to punish redlight runners.