Fantatstic Weekend, A How To

First, fix the toilet all by yourself!

Next, accept an invitation to a video scavenger hunt birthday party. Break into two teams, run around Waikiki like maniacs, and laugh the whole time. Be sure to take over the microphone in a bar, approach an animated ice cream cone, make friends with the entire bar at Dukes, bargain with the bartender, and make a human pyramid. Bonus points if your friends jump into the pool at the Halekulani and if you pick up a tall cute boy and take him home to meet the birthday girl.

Follow with a day at Waikiki beach and an awesome canoe race. Paddle a super-fun race and catch a wave so you actually get to coast without paddling. Chill, take in the sun, see old friends, and have a good time.

Wrap it all up with a few beers and good times.