I really have no interesting Hawaii stories lately. We've been working a lot. And sitting around. Occasionally we go to the beach, eat a papaya or see a rainbow. Life is still good.
In lieu of Hawaii stories, I thought I'd share these ridiculous Jenni stories...
Last Saturday after a migraine killed my attempts at surfing, I stopped at a Starbucks for caffeine to medicate my head. As I walked through the parking lot I accidentally walked right into the side mirror of a big truck. Blame it on the headache, but I truly walked right into it. I hit it so hard the car alarm went off. I'm in a parking lot, dripping wet from the ocean, with a throbbing headache and setting off car alarms. I said "sorry" to no one in particular and walked on.
On Monday I was swimming in the ocean in the morning. Beautiful day but murky water in the morning light. I could see about three feet in front of me and about five feet to the bottom. Enjoying my swim, I was zoning out looking at the reef and day-dreaming about something or the other. And then all of the sudden, WHAPPP!, I ram my head into something. I look up and it's an older Asian man. In the middle of the vast ocean we managed to swim into each other. I started laughing hysterically and he kept saying with a strong accent "Please forgive me. Please forgive me for hitting you." Eventually I swam on, laughing underwater.
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