As is my normal routine, I started the morning by reading my online blogs and news sites. After I got up to speed on LOST's plans to end the show in three years (fine, whatever, just start explaining things already!), I read this story about a boy who had two spiders living in his ear. OH. MY. GOD. Gross. GrossGrossGross. I cannot imagine. It makes me want to wear earmuffs everyday.
This news comes just as I'm starting to normalize my complete fear of cockroaches. So I immediately start thinking about how if a spider can crawl in an ear, so can a roach. Ack! Gross! And guys, I had a three inch roach fly onto my collarbone while we were camping. I freaked out and accidently bit my friend's finger as she was trying to help me. Eww. Spiders. Roaches. Everything is gross!
And then I tell my co-workers this story because I share anything remotely interesting with them. My one co-worker shared his story about how his wife got a pretty good sized moth stuck in her ear. She had to go to the emergency room. Ick. Too awful. It would scar me for life.
Spider. Roaches. Moths. I think I should move to the moon. I don't think they have bugs on the moon yet.
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Even if you moved to the moon, you know they would follow you there!
Roaches freak me out also. Saw two the other day. Grabbed the dust buster and sucked them up. then, I dumped them in the trash can and sprayed them with a lot of bug spray. Ugh, icky, and yucky!
My favorite roach story took place in Hawaii, actually Maui. Kent and I were sitting at a beautiful outside table at the Hotel Hana Maui, and a big guy decided to join our party. We tried shoeing it away several times, but it seemed intent on tasting Kent's dinner as it stared at him for about 5 minutes before finally waddling off. It was funny and creepy all at the same time... Thank goodness we don't have them here in CO!
For real? Roaches in Vegas? Sara... too gross. Especially on your honeymoon. Roaches should have the decency to stay clear on honeymoons!
One of my friends was walking and talking to me and a big fat hairy moth flew into her mouth and down her throat. She coughed a bit and then shrugged her shoulders and said, "oh well". Another friend was fast asleep in her bed and a moth flew right into her ear and got stuck. She woke the whole house with her screams and they couldn't get it out so she went to the emergency room (that's one deep ear canal). They drowned it with alcohol and it came out...after she had to endure an hour of those dusty moth wings frantically fluttering against her eardrum.
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